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The Perfect WomanA wisp of cold air brushed past her legs, causing her to shudder. She had just spent a night in a sticky London club and the warmth-giving effects of the alcohol she had consumed were starting to wear off. The bright lights of a taxi shone dimly through winter’s fog-clouds. One foot in the road, one arm stretched as far out as anatomically possible. Yet the car was already occupied by a middle-aged woman, whose eyeballs rolled haughtily in disapproval as the taxi drove past. She watched the taxi for a minute or so, until it was out of sight, and presumably got its passenger to warmth, comfort, safety… A horn blared. She turned in sh The Perfect Woman
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A Very Personal LoverO Lover, you never displease me!  So understanding -- and so fair...  I just look in the mirror, you're always there.  You appreciate me,  Unlike my husband.  You give me love when I need it most,  Tell me I look beautiful  (while he says nothing at all).  You know me so well,  (we're so alike!),  But he doesn't.  He knows her better than he knows me.  Her.   
Oh well -- I don't care if he's loving her,  For when he does, I'm loving you,   
And you, lover, love me better. A Very Personal Lover
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Je Pense A AfriqueLet the beautiful sun shine upon them,  So that it can burn their homes and take their food.  Or let their mother wither and grow old,  For she will again flood out her life, (too much life).  Look forward to this slice of a century,  The delicacy that proves to be far too near for them.  -- O please, waste our money and do not help.  Please, make things worse through our sardonic charity.   
Je pense à eux, but thinking is not enough. Je Pense A Afrique
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Well, I shock myself.

Fri Jul 24, 2009, 2:02 AM
  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: 'All I want is a cute blonde boy'- Whore's Mascara
  • Reading: The Wasp Factory
  • Watching: nothing.
  • Drinking: english tea.
I've been pretty productive since I started my holidays.
It's shocking. Maybe it won't last... Hm.


My results are bothering me less and less, I forget about them most of the time.
... I REALLY WANT THEM, THOUGH.
But only right now. In an hour I'll forget about them.


I'm hooked on Whore's Mascara. Their trashy, bad music is guiltily pleasurable.
'All I want is a cute blonde boy' is obviously the best, though:
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I've cast my two girls for my short film and should be recording it in 2 weeks.


Well, that's all.

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I'm 17.
I love languages. I currently study German and will start another language at university.
I love film, especially of the indie/alternative variety.
I like interesting beverages.
I realy want a fruit salad right now for some reason.
(... and an ice cold glass of Lemonade.)
I am not a serious artist...
I do, however, love art.
I love Frida Kahlo and Elliot Erwitt in particular.
(I love some dA photographers, such as suzi9mm and gnato, too.)
I love all sorts of music.
I love to read. I'm currently reading 'the wasp factory'.
I do not like where I live.
I want to travel.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: [West] London.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: S
  • Interests: Reading, film, theatre, Catherine Knight.
  • Favourite movie: Anything by Pedro Almodovar.
  • Favourite band or musician: Courtney Love, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Martina Topley-Bird, Garbage.
  • Favourite genre of music: I don't have one favourite.
  • Favourite cartoon character: The woman from 'Belleville Rendez-vous'
  • Tools of the Trade: SLR, Adobe Photoshop and a Sledgehammer

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~Contumacious-Rex Sep 11, 2009, 2:22:27 PM
Hehe... <watch>

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C-Rex
^_^
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*Frenchguyjuan Sep 3, 2009, 5:01:10 PM
Hey thank you for the favorite on the Luna Lovegood painting :) thanks
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*msklystron Jul 28, 2009, 7:07:27 PM
Gosh, I'm so glad you liked Leaving. Thanks!

Love your new do!!!

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Stop popping that bubble wrap and check out *ThePurpleNurple
“Make [your] characters want something right away—even if it’s only a glass of water."-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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~TheKinkyShrink Jul 29, 2009, 3:11:30 AM
It's a great piece!

And thank you :)

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"There is always some madness in love, but then there is always some reason in madness"
Nietzsche
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*msklystron Jul 29, 2009, 9:05:13 AM
My hair is about half grey now, but I've been a blonde all my life. I'd say they do have more fun. I just heard about a study, which showed that both men and women find blondes to be more attractive. Apparently people score lower on intelligence tests taken immediately after they've looked at a photo of a nice-looking blonde (as opposed to a nice-looking brunette or redhead). So, you will now be a magnet for unintelligent chicks, which could be a good thing.:)

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Stop popping that bubble wrap and check out *ThePurpleNurple
“Make [your] characters want something right away—even if it’s only a glass of water."-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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~TheKinkyShrink Aug 2, 2009, 11:37:54 AM
A magnet for chicks would be a bad thing, seeing as I'm gay ;)
That's interesting about the intelligence loss after seeing attractive blondes!

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"There is always some madness in love, but then there is always some reason in madness"
Nietzsche
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*msklystron Aug 2, 2009, 1:29:28 PM
Well, you'll be a guy magnet, then.:) The colour suits you.

That most studies involve college students might explain this.:D

The main trouble I have as a blonde is the East Asian men. They always try to touch my hair!

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Stop popping that bubble wrap and check out *ThePurpleNurple
“Make [your] characters want something right away—even if it’s only a glass of water."-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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~schizophrenicjunge Jul 20, 2009, 10:14:02 PM
greetings! last i heard you were a playwright of sorts ^_^ written anything new lately?

-S

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Put a Band-Aid through that bleeding heart of yours, 'cause your getting NOOOO sympathy from me!
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